Applieycashun form

Hello footur minion. this is ur nobell leeder riff ere an i am furmallee introjuicin you to me an my how to be a minion paige cos if you want to be a minion u ave got to fill in a form an what u shud do is coppee it into an emale an then emale it to me an my emale address is in the little linky box on the side of dis fing an then you pres send cos thats the portant bit an i will reply to you soon after an tell you if ur appliecashun form as been successful or if it is rubbish.

you must filld in a form fur each minion in ur familee an dont furget to emale me a pictchur cos i will need it fur the gallaree an also if you want an aveytarr that luks lyke you

nayme:
age:
wen is ur birfday?:
seks (hehehehehe):
colurr:
dumbo or not dumbo?:
reks or not reks?:
if you is a mail, nadded or de-nadded?:

is you a gud rat?:
if you is, then bog off you isn't wanted!
if u isn't, whyfor are you not a gud rat?:
wot do u fink yur minion nicknayme shud be?:
do you like jellee?:

wot is yur emale address?:
wil you let me put u on da minion emale-in list?:
wot is ur address for your howse (u do not haf to put this if you do not want but if you do you will get lots of special guddies):
do you agree wiv da norty rat plej?:
have you ever weed or pooped on a family frend who is nervis of rats?:
was der frend elderly?:
wel dun.

if you sawd that baldric, wot wud you do?

have you seen my tezzercals?:
have you seen merlin?:

will you devot ur liyfe to bein norty and piddly?
will you alwaes steel food?:
do you understand the 'its mine!' principal?:

wot is ur favirite fud?
wot is ur favorite activitee?:
wot is ur favourite teevee programme?:
who is ur hero?:

descriybe urself in wurds.

dats it!